Bangarang!

ladyoflate:

ipomoeaandthestarstealers:

thedisgruntledgradstudent:

Except for the fact that “regular” (why is “American” style coffee the normalized default?) has more caffeine than eSpresso (guess what - the Italians DO get credit for that one, so could we stop using the fucking French spelling?), so making the buggy-eyed owl the espresso drinker actually doesn’t make sense, when it’s American office drones slugging down gallons of Folger’s swill that are usually the ones whose eyes are attempting to divorce themselves from their sockets.

I mean, other than that, the image is hilarious.

eXpresso is the sludge of the unenlightened, those fools who pay $5 for locally-roasted fair-trade beans and then drown them in six different syrups to mimic their favorite $.79 candy bar.

but i have really awesome taste in candy tho

Lmao coffee snobs acting like people shouldn’t drink whatever the fuck they want.

(Source: ccbiomajor)